Oscars Fashion!

I spent all day today running around campus and pretending to study for my metrics exam, so I feel justified in sitting down and making a frivolous post about Oscars Fashion.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these photos (they are all from Socialite Life) and I am not a fashion blogger/expert/anything. I just like to look at dresses I can never afford. And men who will never love me. And Kate Winslet, who embodies everything I want to be ever.

Best Dressed Ladies (in no particular order)

Cameron Diaz looked super glam with her red lipstick and soft waves. Her dress was flattering, classy, and sparkled in all the right ways. *creepy wink*

Regina George is flawless. And so is Rachel McAdams, apparently. Just look at those toned arms! I bet they don't jiggle, ever.

KStew sure cleans up nice. I usually see her on the red carpet sporting a hoodie and greasy hair, so it's refreshing to see her in such an elegant and Oscar-appropriate gown. Loving the mermaid silhouette and smokey makeup. If she looked like this all the time then maybe, maybe I would be okay with her dating RPattz.

Demi Moore looks better at 40+ than I ever will in my life. The hair. The ruffles. SO FAB. A++!

Oh Milers. I almost didn't recognize you without your stringy nasty hair and gum-chomping habit. But you do look quite good in that champagne gown and with your hair all did. The only thing that I dislike are the nails. Black nail polish to the Oscars? Come on!

I guess this one doesn't really count, because Kate Winslet could show up wearing a mumu made out of dead raccoon tails and I would still love love love her until the end of time. How does she always look so elegant and poised and beautiful? Life is truly not fair.

Worst Dressed Ladies:


Oh, Zoe Saldana. You are young and gorgeous, you have an amazing figure, and the top 35% of your dress looks like it's going to be as fabulous as you are. But no, it wasn't meant to be. You look like you're wearing a beautiful dress that's been dipped into a large batch of invasive purple mold.

We get it, JLo, you have curves. You don't need to pretend that you have a Siamese twin attached at your hip to prove your point.

I didn't think Charlize Theron could find a dress that would distract me from her face, but she definitely proved me wrong on this one. I hate the design. I hate the material. And I hate red lips with the purple. But I still love you, Charlize, even if you do dress like a MRF sometimes.

It pains me to put Tina here because I adore her so much. But honestly...she looks moldy too. And the dress fits her really weirdly. We all know you have a kickin' bod, Tina. Don't try and fool with your leopard mold dress!

That is all. I have spent way too much time procrastinating. Perhaps I will do a part 2 with men's fashion in the near future.