There's this girl

who walks around campus looking ridiculous every day. Bleached blond hair, full face o makeup, short sexay party dress, maybe a shrunken bomber jacket if it's cold, and always, ALWAYS some sort of platformed/rhinestoned/studded/jeweled/caged heels that are three or four inches tall. On a campus where it can be difficult to tell the guys apart from the girls apart from the squirrels, this glamazon sticks out like a glittery sore thumb. So naturally whenever I see her, I'm all like, ":O" and I, along with everyone else in the vicinity, can't help but stare and wonder about what she wears when she goes out at night.