fuck it, i'm eating a chicken patty.

sometimes you come home from a long day and all you wanna do is eat a chicken patty. in my book, a chicken patty is just a big chicken nugget, and is therefore the ultimate feel-good comfort food. there's something aesthetically pleasing to its perfectly round, unassuming shape. something nostalgic that brings back memories of grade school and little cartons of chocolate milk. something about it that just says, "oh rose please eat me, i will make you so happy."

here is how i prepare my patty:

i begin by microwaving the frozen patty. i pull out some leftover kale and slice up half an avocado while it's nuking.

next comes mayo

then i add avocados

top off the sandwich with sauteed kale

and a fried egg on the side. voila!

i wash it all down with a tall glass of almond milk

there you have it, the chicken patty dinner. it may not be the healthiest meal, but it's better than my other "fuck it, i'm eating _____" default, which is ramen with roughly a billion % of my sodium intake. bon appetit!