My life in lists

Things I am excited about:

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4. Britney concert! Can you tell?

She's excited to see me too.

3. Upcoming weekend guests & festivities. T-House reunite!

2. New Moon ahmagaddddddd

He's depressed because Jacob has the better bod.

1. Going home. I absolutely cannot wait to see my family, hang out with friends, see MK @ VFest, eat home-cooked food (blue crab yesss), visit NYC to see the naughtiest of babies, drive, experience restaurant week, torture my sister, revisit all my favorite places, Metrosurf, and pet my BFF's doggie!

Get ready for Auntie Rose!

Things I am not excited about:

5. Lollapalooza '09 lineup. I know we're in a recession and everything but Depeche Mode, Tool, and The Killers make B-list headliners.

Carrot Top never looked so good in velvet before.

4. Level 39 of Red Remover. It's not fair! I'm using a touchpad!

3. Dirty laundry that sits in my room and stares accusingly at me every time I walk in

2. The Time Traveler's Wife movie. Whoever cast Eric Bana and Rachel McAdams to star in this movie a.) is retarded or b.) never read the book or c.) likes Nickelback or d.) all of the above.

Words cannot explain how bad you guys suck.

1. Fall. No more awesome subletters in our apartment, no more casual reading time, no more flippie floppies. Only a slow and painful death awaits...in the form of Econometrics.

To be completely honest, I only made this entry so I could post this picture.